Meet a Minion Monday!

The minion we’re meeting this Monday is the one and only… Fifi of the Lake, my neighbor!

JK: Hi Fifi.
Fifi: Hi Fihi.
JK: Are you hungry?
Fifi: I just wanted y’all to eat!
JK: How are you doing today?
Fifi: I’m not that afraid of hating on. It’s very redneck or ghetto, I don’t know what to call it. I want to slap you.
[whips out hair]
Fifi: Is that Quaker oats?
JK: Yes.
Fifi: WHYYYY?
[sobs]
JK: Thanks for the interview, Fifi!
Fifi: There will be no next time!

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